Dumb Laws in Missouri. Crazy Missouri Laws. We have weird laws, strange laws, and just plain crazy laws!

Dumb Laws in Missouri

Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

It is illegal to speed

It is illegal to have oral sex.

City Laws in Missouri

Buckner

In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.

Columbia

You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.

Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.

One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.

Kansas City

Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.

Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.

Marceline

Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.

Marquette

It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).

Mole

Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.

Natchez

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.

Perryville

Purdy

Dancing is strictly prohibited.

St. Louis

It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.

A milk man may not run while on duty.

University City

Four women may not rent an apartment together.

No person may own a PVC pipe.

No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.

Dumb Criminals

Crime doesn’t pay – especially for these guys! Get your fill of botched burglaries, ridiculous robberies, and hilarious heists several times each week.

Dumb Warnings

“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” Warnings are all around us, but some things shouldn’t need to be said! You won’t believe these warnings!

Real Haunted Houses

Who says ghosts aren’t real? Find out for yourself! We have catalogued hundreds of haunted houses across the United States and throughout the world.

It should be illegal not to check out these sites!

We are always on the lookout for new laws that make you laugh because of their sheer absurdity.
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