Dumb Laws in Missouri
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
It is illegal to speed
It is illegal to have oral sex.
City Laws in Missouri
In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25′ satellite dish.
Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
One may not drink in a bar between 2:00 and 6:00 AM.
Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Dancing is strictly prohibited.
It’s illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket.
A milk man may not run while on duty.
Four women may not rent an apartment together.
No person may own a PVC pipe.
No person may have a “yard sale” in their front yard.
Crime doesn’t pay – especially for these guys! Get your fill of botched burglaries, ridiculous robberies, and hilarious heists several times each week.
“Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.” Warnings are all around us, but some things shouldn’t need to be said! You won’t believe these warnings!
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It should be illegal not to check out these sites!
We are always on the lookout for new laws that make you laugh because of their sheer absurdity.
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